Prehistoric Homebuyer Prints

"This place, like the last one, has one big window that's also a door."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The First Kite

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'