Prehistoric Homebuyer Prints

"This place, like the last one, has one big window that's also a door."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.