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Fishing

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Monster Clown

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'Wh...What's behind the...EEELLL!!'

"What's Dad watching? Some scary Halloween show?"

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

"I love a scary film"

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.