Pre-show Ritualist T-Shirts

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Theatre Crowd

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Take me to your barista."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Eye Opener

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

Stonehenge Bowling