Praying Mantis Enthusiast Prints

"Whoa Bob, you haven't been violating the inter-office fraternization policies, have you?"

'And another thing young lady, you might want to remove a few of these from the wall! You're earning quite the reputation.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Join me in a Martini?

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The prying mantis,

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Pray for me.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Praying mantis.

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Martini Lovers

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Hallelujah!"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Honk if you're holy.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

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'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...