Prayerful Tech Enthusiast Mugs

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Textin’"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

God's Phone

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

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'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

Why god isn't listening...

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"I hate this damn thing!"

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

Guru Needs Tech Support

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

'New Religion'

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."