Prayerful Innovator Pillows

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Open Source.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

The church of our lady of wall street.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Why god isn't listening...

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

Exercise for the end of the day...

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Pray now - Go later.

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."