Prayerful Comic Prints

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

The Alpha Seltzer

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Super Heroes.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

No littering...

My God, I need to fart.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Eat me"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Obama Healthcare.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'I hate Mondays.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”