Prayer Policy Analyst Prints

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Drive-thru Church

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

The Problem with World Population Growth

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Praying mantis.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'