Prayer Plays Prints

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A child interrupting family prayers

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Monk Prompt

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Praying mantis.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Amen. Please help me up."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Saying Grace.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'