Prayer Perfectionist Prints

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Praying mantis.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"Office of quality assurance"

Saying Grace.

Poetry repairman

Perfection

Writer

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Holy phone

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'