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"And give us this day our gravy bread..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Please take your receipt!'

United Church of OMG

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

A woman in prayer

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Holy moly!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Excommunicate Me.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Male On Sunday

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."