Prankster With A Spray Gifts

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hair Crop Circle

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'