Prankster With A Spray Gifts

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Hair Crop Circle

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"My homework ate my dog."