Prankster Pals Gifts

Death of a Prankster

"Thanks for coming, this was just a social experiment."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Then, after a brief silence, things turned ugly,

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

Why did I marry that clown?

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'It's the simple things.'

Doggie Bowl Drill