Prankster On The Pier Mugs

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Poisson d'Avril!

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'How are they biting?'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

WHO THREW THAT?

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Do you really think this will work?"

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Old fart and the sea'

"What's the limit on these things?"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Politics Books

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

High School Science Project Competition

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

"I attract all the crypts."

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."