Prankster In Aquatic Disguise Mugs

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'How are they biting?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Not exactly a snowman!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Politics Books

'Old fart and the sea'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Diving into a Fake Pool

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"What's the limit on these things?"

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

Revenge of the Fish

Jello in the diving pool.

"I attract all the crypts."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'