Prankster In Aquatic Disguise Pillows

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'How are they biting?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Politics Books

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Old fart and the sea'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

"I attract all the crypts."

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

Revenge of the Fish

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."