Prankster King Gifts

Lift Prank

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"My homework ate my dog."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?