Pranks Gifts

Tennis Balls

Peer Pressure Washer.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

After years of abuse, mittens exacts his revenge...

"I never know when you're kidding."

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

"What kind of mischief are you into now?"

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'ok, who threw that?'

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'Somehow, Jeffrey McCoy got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie'.'

Deer Season Open.

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

April Fool.

April Fool's Day.

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Substitute Chairman

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'

"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Your vision and hearing check out fine. Now, if you'll turn around my assistant will test your sense of humor.'

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'Yes, how to get out of class by shoving red ink up the nose.'

Freshman Ronnie Klumpf wisely outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system.

Do Not Open

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'