Pranking Gifts

"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Banana Warning

Fake Near-death Kit.

April 1 (April fools' day)

"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.

"You first."

'You weren't here to say no.'

"You must be the substitute teacher."

'Don't answer it - it's a cold caller.'

'What'll it be...'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Jesus at the Tomb

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"Stop flipping your brother inside out!"

'Hello Australians! Thank you all for coming. I want to talk to you about a joke we're going to play on the rest of the world.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Animal prank!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Have I lived here all my life? Not yet!'

One day, Martin secretly replaced Helen's loofah with a porcupine,

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"Wait for it! Wait for it! Wait for it!"

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"