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Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Hair Crop Circle

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Clown God

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Eat me"

Harsh Mellows.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"