Pram Rookie Gifts

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Fur Baby

Mother CareBaby Gap

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Upper East Side Dog Park

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Triple whammy."

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'You mean they don't come with an instruction manual?'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

Summer Proms - then, now.

Fisherman's new baby.

Rocket priced prams.

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

The Baby Mechanic

Mothers crossing the road with prams.

'You spoil that dog, Fred.'

It's in the baby class.

Pram Joust

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'

Over-priced clumsy exercise equipment.