Pram Professional Gifts

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"National security adviser"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Loyalty Award

Fur Baby

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

Professional woman in pub

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Office of quality assurance"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.