Pram Professional Gifts

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"National security adviser"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

"Ahh...He's got wind"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Fur Baby

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Office of quality assurance"

Work Life Balance

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.