Pram Pusher Gifts

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'You spoil that dog, Fred.'

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Mother CareBaby Gap

Fur Baby

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'