Praise Patrol Mugs

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

They hated me.

Police Feline Unit

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Poopa-Scoopa

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Ocean Plastic

Approval Heaven

The Dog whisperer.

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.