Pragmatic Dreamers Gifts

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The toothfairy

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

George Santayana

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

#NationalPoetryDay

Do-over

"Baseball is boring."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."