Pragmatic Buyer Mugs

'The old one fell apart.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Garage Music

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Mall of ages

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Real estate.

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"I'm off to the sales!"

Shopping Trips

"Where'd you get that?"

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"OK, let's go to contract."

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

'I've finally found something in your price range -- How's your Albanian?'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."