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"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

The Use of Cavalry

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

Sleeping musician

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

Insurance quote.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Doctor, our euthanasia solution is a truly superior product - a real practice builder!'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."