Practical Romantics Mugs

'And this risk assessment is definitely only for the week you say.'

Right click for yes...

Scientists are sexy

Robocop and Juliet.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

William Wordsworth

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Strategies that will always work

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Renaissace Music Lovers

Lovers dressed as pears

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"This could be the start of something big."

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'Do you think there's anything after death?'