Political Romantics Mugs

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Scientists are sexy

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Book publishing.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Graffitti.

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

William Wordsworth

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

It's the thought that counts!

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Strategies that will always work

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Lovers dressed as pears

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.