Pr Wizard Admirer Mugs

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Fairy tale

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"When did this game get started?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'