Pr Strategists Mugs

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"We need a new image. . ."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Target your customer.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I go that extra mile!"

Information...political rhetoric

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'