Pr Pro With A Twist Gifts

'I did tell the press there would be a photo opportunity, but no one came.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"National security adviser"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Target your customer.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Onion operation.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'Get me public relations!'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'This next part is important. Can you say, ‘putting people before profits' - three times fast - without laughing?'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"