Powerpoint Prodigy Gifts

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Rage.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'You could do that.' I did

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about."

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"This part we still need to iron out."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'My pitch was going great until I let my guard down and somebody managed to squeeze a word in edgewise!'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

"Cool game!"

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"To be or not to be."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'