Powerful Yet Sensitive Pillows

"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Did I miss something?"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

The Internet...

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Jumping in the deep end.

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

Words do hurt.

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."

'I've lost the will to die.'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"When I said you could bring your problems to me at anytime - I meant at the office."