Powerful Yet Sensitive Pillows

"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."

Very Difficult Conversations

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Did I miss something?"

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

The Internet...

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

Jumping in the deep end.

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

'I've lost the will to die.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."

Words do hurt.

"When I said you could bring your problems to me at anytime - I meant at the office."

The Post Of Christmas Present

"Look at it go! Pretty cool, right son?" "Lamest. Drone. Ever."