Power Woman T-Shirts

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Supermom.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Corporate Whore.

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Working mother

"I'm a working mom."

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Applications

Biological alarm clock!

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'