Power Ranger Fan Pillows

"We're good, but not good enough to compete with Power Rangers"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Moon Lander

Automatic swing machine

Running out of Gas.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

The Race

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Angry pensioner

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Redneck Flowerpot

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Cylinder Head

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Trainspotters.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'