Power Ranger Fan Pillows

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Moon Lander

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Automatic swing machine

Running out of Gas.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Angry pensioner

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Cylinder Head

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Trainspotters.