Power Puncher Gifts

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

The Boss.

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

The Hockey Puckey

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

The boss and her baby

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

Attorney Punching Bag

Cat boxer

Boxing with your harp

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

Boss? When are you going to start paying me a a full-time employee? I'm here all the time. It's not "part-time." Nonsense. The law clearly states that anything under 35 hours a week is part time

Nuclear power plant.

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

Henry Cooper