Power Position Seeker Mugs

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Career opportunities

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Exercise Bars

Mod Kwan Doh

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'