Power Position Dreamers Mugs

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Super Heroes.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

The Rivalry Begins

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Superhero

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

The Loneliness of Power