Power Play Pundit Pillows

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"We think we're on clover..." "We are now !"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Career Choices

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Trump's Speechwriters

Mudville

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

"It screams intimidation!"

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

Sawed Off Throne