Power Play Pundit Gifts

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Mudville

Trump's Speechwriters

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

"It screams intimidation!"