Power Outage Jester T-Shirts

'Hello? Electric company?'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

The Fuse

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Old Moore's Timetable

'Well, they certainly caught you kipping!'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

"The volcano is the shop."

'He does.'

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

Learn Russian in 2 Weeks!

'I don't know Jake 'The Bartok Brothers' doesn't have the right ring to it.'

'It's a repeat of last thursday's power cut.'

Senator Giveth Yields to Senator Taketh Away!

"We keep Frank around, because if there's a power failure he's the only one who can do anything."

'The weather was much too rotten to go to work.'

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"Sorry I'm late, Ms. Dow. The electricity went off last night and we didn't wake up 'til 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00..."

"Are you sure we can't wait till the power comes back on??"