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VP-in-charge of downsizing: (deskboxes): KA...BOOM!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Speed reader...?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers