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Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Claus 2.0

Oligarchy

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

Mad cleaning robot.

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

That's the chairman's office.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."