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Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

"Bravo!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

That's the chairman's office.

"Destroyers"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Coming to a consensus.

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Tightrope Walker.

Circle of power.

The phantom sphinx.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

Alexander Schallenberg

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.