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Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

'Now that I have your attention...'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

I rule by fear.

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."