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Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

'Now that I have your attention...'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Why markets crash.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

I rule by fear.

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."