Poverty Awareness Champion Gifts

Home for the Holidays

"Some poor devils can't make a go of anything."

'How come opportunity doesn't identify itself until he's leaving?'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Alms Bank

Hypocrisy about poverty

Minimum wage.

Low standard of living

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Shared Poverty

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Bank

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

The Real Question

AIDS prevention

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

Managerial positions are appreciated.

30 years of trickle down economics...

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

'Don't it warm yer heart Alf to know the recession is over?'

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'