Poverty Awareness Ally Gifts

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Alms Bank

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Minimum wage.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Low standard of living

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Sewer Rats

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

Shared Poverty

Bank

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'Reinventing myself.'

'Guy, is that you?'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

'I'm the new expert on homelessness.'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

U.S. Bread Basket.

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

'Don't it warm yer heart Alf to know the recession is over?'

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

Managerial positions are appreciated.