Poultry Practitioner Pillows

"I don't like the look of this!"

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Superstock'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'