Poultry Pondering Prints

"Who was first?"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

The Hen Commandments.

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

This could be interesting...

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

Square root of chicken is egg.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

'Oh, girls - someone left something verrry special on the couch.'

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

'Happy Xmas!'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'